Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Blue puns in 2024

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
– Blue paint

It’s not over teal it’s over.

You’re right on blue.

Blued to the television.

Three square teals.

Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday

Rest azured.

Just teal with it.

Say a blue words.

Pick and blues.

Take your blue, we’re starting.

That’s not a big teal.

What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!

What’s blue and not heavy?
– Light blue

Teal a glance.

Chasing your own teal.

Follow us on Facebook