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Blue puns in 2025

Why is the ocean always blue?
– Because the shore never waves back.

What’s blue and not very heavy?
– Light blue

Teal your fate.

Take your blue.

Just gimme the blues.

What’s blue and smells like red paint
– Blue paint 🎨

Teal of approval.

What do you call a blood that wears blue?
– A Hypocrip

My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.

How do you kill a BLUE elephant?
– Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it’s nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.

Are there any cobalternatives?

In blue time.

That was over much blue soon.

Yesterday the wind blue strongly.

Teally?

What do you call a buffalo that’s pink, blue and purple?
– A BIson!

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
– Blue paint

A done teal.

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