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Blue puns in 2025

All I teally want to do.

A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke…
– Wooden tit

A word for the turquoise.

Live to tell the teal.

Blue peas in a pod.

The weather is warm and bluemid.

Have I got blues for you!

Get teal.

A pinch of smalt.

What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?
Neither; they both burn shorter!

Why is the ocean always blue?
– Because the shore never waves back.

What’s blue and not very heavy?
– Light blue

Teal your fate.

Take your blue.

Just gimme the blues.

What’s blue and smells like red paint
– Blue paint 🎨

Teal of approval.

What do you call a blood that wears blue?
– A Hypocrip

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