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Blue puns in 2025

For teal.

“Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?”
“Oh, they’re just a hyper-lynx.”

My son told me this joke: What’s blue and not that heavy?
– Light Blue

That’s a teal.

Breaking blues.

Just a blue more steps.

What’s blue and not very heavy?
– Light blue.

Breathe a cyan of relief.

My friend said, “I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers.”
I said, “Your son must look very strange.”

Why did Ken shrink his street fighting friend’s blue box?
He heard you have to reduce Ryu’s recycle.

A red ship crashes into a blue ship…
– All the sailors were marooned.

Azure aware…

I’m eating for blue.

That is too good to be blue.

Blue can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Ah, the sweet smalt of success.

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
– Red paint.

A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.

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