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Blue puns in 2025

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
– Light blue

Sapphire the cannon!

Stop and smalt the roses.

My least favourite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.

Someone like blue.

Blue and far between.

What’s the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.

What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
– A Navy Seal!

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
– Blue paint

It’s not over teal it’s over.

You’re right on blue.

Blued to the television.

Three square teals.

Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday

Rest azured.

Just teal with it.

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