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Bone puns in 2025

Feel it in your bones

I asked my butcher to give me some t-bones, but instead he gave me sirloins.
– It was only when I got home that I realised he’d made a mis-steak.

 I like to watch my favourite bone doctor show on the skelevision.

Every Sunday, the ribcage likes to play his organ for the congregation.

A natural bone leader

I had to cancel the art show I organised for my skull-ptures.
-My heart wasn’t in it.

I guess you can just say that I’m a natural bone leader.

You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny.
-They start cracking up.

I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online.
-I was surprised that they weight a skele-tonne.

Jump someone’s bones

Bones are always so calm.
-Nothing ever gets under their skin.

If you want to get a hold of your anatomy professor, the best thing to do is call them on their cell bone.

If your friends don’t laugh at these hilarious bone puns, their funny bone is probably broken.

It’s bonely at the top

I met a French orthopedic doctor.
– I didn’t know how to greet him, but he said “bone-jour.”

I have a bone to pick with you…!

The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies.
– If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.

I went to dinner last week with a group of orthopedic surgeons.
-Before we ate, they insisted that we say, “bone appetit!”

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