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Bone puns in 2025

This one’s only for the thigh-ly skilled punsters.

I had a guitar pick made of bone and I lost it somewhere in my bedroom.
– I really have a bone to pick with myself for being so careless.

Never bone-ly with this one around!

I used to have loads of funny spine puns, but now my supply is bone dry.
-I obviously wasn’t as femurous as I thought I was.

I went to a orthopaedic doctor’s house for tea.
-She served it in bone china.

We had to discipline the naughty skeleton, so we put him in a  rib cage.

Bone under a lucky star

It was pretty clear that the skeleton was having a great time at the party.
-He looked like he was having an osteoblast.

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

A star is bone.

Ribcages are terrible liars.
-You can see right through them.

The most famous skeleton I know is Sherlock Bones.

Doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body

I went to a school for learning about bones for a while.
– I’m sad I graduated, I really liked going to osteoclass.

The osteopathic doctor was always a favourite guest at a potluck dinner.
-It was because he brought the best spare ribs.

The rib cage would always order a wine that was full bodied in the restaurant, I didn’t want to say anything but I’m pretty sure it was because it didn’t have one.

I wasn’t bone yesterday

I always knew I would end up being an orthopedic doctor.
-When I was a child I just felt it in my bones.

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