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Bone puns in 2024

I went to the doctor to donate my body to science.
-He told me I had to spine on the dotted line.

Getting hurt is such a bone-breaking experience, but you can’t deny it’s a spine-tickling event.

A one-trick bony

I left a skull out in the sun.
-It became bone dry.

Why are bones so calm?
-Nothing gets under their skin.

Lots of bones try to be cool, but none are ever going to be more trendy than the hip.

This one’s only for the thigh-ly skilled punsters.

I had a guitar pick made of bone and I lost it somewhere in my bedroom.
– I really have a bone to pick with myself for being so careless.

Never bone-ly with this one around!

I used to have loads of funny spine puns, but now my supply is bone dry.
-I obviously wasn’t as femurous as I thought I was.

I went to a orthopaedic doctor’s house for tea.
-She served it in bone china.

We had to discipline the naughty skeleton, so we put him in a  rib cage.

Bone under a lucky star

It was pretty clear that the skeleton was having a great time at the party.
-He looked like he was having an osteoblast.

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

A star is bone.

Ribcages are terrible liars.
-You can see right through them.

The most famous skeleton I know is Sherlock Bones.

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