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Bone puns in 2025

I’m a bone-afide Halloween professional.

As in, “Hanging up the tele-bone

My bones don’t follow normal rules.
-They’re bone tibia wild.

 A dog’s favourite book is Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Bone.

I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton joke articles I’d been writing.
-He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.

I put a skull on the front of my Harley Davidson motorbike.
-What can I say, I’m bone to be wild.

You’ve just bone it!

I had to send my spine to prison.
– It was bad to the bone.

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

Bone to be wild.

Where’s my cellbone?

I saw a snake that was a skeleton once, it gave me a real fright.
-It was a rattler.

If you decide to boil your funny bone, you might be able to turn it into a laughing stock.

Do you play the trom-bone?

I invited a skeleton to my house for dinner, and said I’d cook him a t-bone steak.
-He politely declined, he said he didn’t have the stomach for it.

You’ve bone it out of proportion.

Backbones are great at chopping down trees.
-They make brilliant lumbar-jacks.

Why did the skeleton start a fight?
-He had a bone to pick.

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