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Bone puns in 2024

You’ve just bone it!

I had to send my spine to prison.
– It was bad to the bone.

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

Bone to be wild.

Where’s my cellbone?

I saw a snake that was a skeleton once, it gave me a real fright.
-It was a rattler.

If you decide to boil your funny bone, you might be able to turn it into a laughing stock.

Do you play the trom-bone?

I invited a skeleton to my house for dinner, and said I’d cook him a t-bone steak.
-He politely declined, he said he didn’t have the stomach for it.

You’ve bone it out of proportion.

Backbones are great at chopping down trees.
-They make brilliant lumbar-jacks.

Why did the skeleton start a fight?
-He had a bone to pick.

I want to tell some more funny bone jokes, but I just don’t have the guts to

 Let’s get the OG of bone puns out of the way right now.

I went to an anatomy beauty contest.
-It was kind of boring, in the end no body won.

I ulna want to be with you.

The ribcage really wanted to start a fight on Halloween.
-He had a bone to pick with the werewolf.

There are two biology teachers at my school that are passionate about teaching about bones.
-One is humerus, but the other is extremely sternum.

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