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Bone puns in 2025

Jump someone’s bones

Bones are always so calm.
-Nothing ever gets under their skin.

If you want to get a hold of your anatomy professor, the best thing to do is call them on their cell bone.

If your friends don’t laugh at these hilarious bone puns, their funny bone is probably broken.

It’s bonely at the top

I met a French orthopedic doctor.
– I didn’t know how to greet him, but he said “bone-jour.”

I have a bone to pick with you…!

The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies.
– If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.

I went to dinner last week with a group of orthopedic surgeons.
-Before we ate, they insisted that we say, “bone appetit!”

Sticks and stones may break my bones and words can contribute to systemic oppression

American skeletons love the history of America.
-Their favourite part is the bit about Napoleon Bone-a-part.

Maybe it should sit this one out.

Bone away by how much fun I’m having.

I share a special boned with you.

I knew what was about to happen next when I turned into a skeleton.
-I could feel it in my bones.

Taking “jumping each other’s bones” a little too literally this year.

The skeleton wanted to play the trombone, but I thought the saxabone would suit it better.
-Tibia honest, both instruments can be quite humerus when you are feeling bonely.

Two thigh bones couldn’t be bothered to go out, so they just stayed in bed.
-Lazy bones.

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