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Bone puns in 2025

Why did the skeleton start a fight?
-He had a bone to pick.

I want to tell some more funny bone jokes, but I just don’t have the guts to

 Let’s get the OG of bone puns out of the way right now.

I went to an anatomy beauty contest.
-It was kind of boring, in the end no body won.

I ulna want to be with you.

The ribcage really wanted to start a fight on Halloween.
-He had a bone to pick with the werewolf.

There are two biology teachers at my school that are passionate about teaching about bones.
-One is humerus, but the other is extremely sternum.

Leg bones are known for always wanting to tell the truth.
-The find it easy tibia honest.

My best friend told me he had my back.
-I’d been wondering where that went.

Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
-What can I say, I’m bone to be wild.

My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.

The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.
-There is no denying that I find it very humerus.

A group of archaeologists found a leg bone once when they were doing an excavation.
-They were so excited about what they found, that they invited all the other archaeologists they knew over to help them remove it. It turned out to be quite the shin-dig.

Having this one in my life is always such a Bone-us.

Bone lovers always tend to like spending time in the forest.
– I found out that it’s because they like the s-pine trees.

Do you know how many bones there are in a human hand?
– I’m not sure either, but I’m assuming it’s a handful.

The skeleton was so stupid, he was a total numskull.

The bone-ly one for me!

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