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Bone puns in 2025

Bone-jour, mes amis.

Spending time home a-bone this year.

Orthopaedic doctors are great to go on vacation with.
– They will take you in their skelecopter.

The orthopaedic doctor was working far too hard.
-“You’re going to work yourself down to the bone!” I told him.

Feel it in your bones

I asked my butcher to give me some t-bones, but instead he gave me sirloins.
– It was only when I got home that I realised he’d made a mis-steak.

 I like to watch my favourite bone doctor show on the skelevision.

Every Sunday, the ribcage likes to play his organ for the congregation.

A natural bone leader

I had to cancel the art show I organised for my skull-ptures.
-My heart wasn’t in it.

I guess you can just say that I’m a natural bone leader.

You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny.
-They start cracking up.

I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online.
-I was surprised that they weight a skele-tonne.

Jump someone’s bones

Bones are always so calm.
-Nothing ever gets under their skin.

If you want to get a hold of your anatomy professor, the best thing to do is call them on their cell bone.

If your friends don’t laugh at these hilarious bone puns, their funny bone is probably broken.

It’s bonely at the top

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