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Bone puns in 2025

Bone under a lucky star

It was pretty clear that the skeleton was having a great time at the party.
-He looked like he was having an osteoblast.

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

A star is bone.

Ribcages are terrible liars.
-You can see right through them.

The most famous skeleton I know is Sherlock Bones.

Doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body

I went to a school for learning about bones for a while.
– I’m sad I graduated, I really liked going to osteoclass.

The osteopathic doctor was always a favourite guest at a potluck dinner.
-It was because he brought the best spare ribs.

The rib cage would always order a wine that was full bodied in the restaurant, I didn’t want to say anything but I’m pretty sure it was because it didn’t have one.

I wasn’t bone yesterday

I always knew I would end up being an orthopedic doctor.
-When I was a child I just felt it in my bones.

Bone-jour, mes amis.

Spending time home a-bone this year.

Orthopaedic doctors are great to go on vacation with.
– They will take you in their skelecopter.

The orthopaedic doctor was working far too hard.
-“You’re going to work yourself down to the bone!” I told him.

Feel it in your bones

I asked my butcher to give me some t-bones, but instead he gave me sirloins.
– It was only when I got home that I realised he’d made a mis-steak.

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