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Bone puns in 2025

Doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body

I went to a school for learning about bones for a while.
– I’m sad I graduated, I really liked going to osteoclass.

The osteopathic doctor was always a favourite guest at a potluck dinner.
-It was because he brought the best spare ribs.

The rib cage would always order a wine that was full bodied in the restaurant, I didn’t want to say anything but I’m pretty sure it was because it didn’t have one.

I wasn’t bone yesterday

I always knew I would end up being an orthopedic doctor.
-When I was a child I just felt it in my bones.

Bone-jour, mes amis.

Spending time home a-bone this year.

Orthopaedic doctors are great to go on vacation with.
– They will take you in their skelecopter.

The orthopaedic doctor was working far too hard.
-“You’re going to work yourself down to the bone!” I told him.

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