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Bone puns in 2025

I met a French orthopedic doctor.
– I didn’t know how to greet him, but he said “bone-jour.”

I have a bone to pick with you…!

The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies.
– If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.

I went to dinner last week with a group of orthopedic surgeons.
-Before we ate, they insisted that we say, “bone appetit!”

Sticks and stones may break my bones and words can contribute to systemic oppression

American skeletons love the history of America.
-Their favourite part is the bit about Napoleon Bone-a-part.

Maybe it should sit this one out.

Bone away by how much fun I’m having.

I share a special boned with you.

I knew what was about to happen next when I turned into a skeleton.
-I could feel it in my bones.

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