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Bowling puns in 2025

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
– When it’s full of fans.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
– Alley cats.

A messy, guttered room.

Hit the rail on the head.

Tap of honour.

What did one romantic pin say to the other?
– “Let’s never split.”

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.

Old bowlers don’t die…
– They just end up in the gutter.

Let the pins fall where they may.

My spinner voice.

When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter.
– That’s just how I roll.

My bowling team is called “Lightning”…
– Because we get so many strikes.

Bread and gutter.

Take it with a lane of salt.

The bowl shebang.

Why do bowlers make bad employees?
– Because they’re always going on strike.

What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?
– Bowling Ball Returns.

skid I do that?

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