Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Bowling puns in 2024

What did the bowling pins do?
– They went on strike.

When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter…
– That’s just how I roll.

Gutter perfection.

Lane as day.

The Bowling Stones.

How much should one bowling game cost?
– Ten pinnies.

Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?
– Because they are Super Bowlers.

Why do bowlers make bad employees?
– Because they’re always going on strike.

That ship has railed.

Fighting tooth and rail.

Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?
– The one with the biggest feet.

Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
– New Jersey.

They’re sole-ing like hotcakes..5/Let the good times sole.

I’m at my pit’s end.

Bridge the tap.

Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
– Because he gets so many strikes.

Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Muhammad Alley.

I gutter a great present.

Follow us on Facebook