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Bowling puns in 2025

What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
– They fell down laughing.

I had a job at the bowling alley…
– Not for long though; I was only tenpin.

Get the ball railing.

Cream always rises to the tap.

You’re on pin ice.

I’ve left my bowling ball at home.
– Have you got any to spare?

Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
– Her coach was a pumpkin.

I skid you not.

Life and bowl of the party.

Tapped around your little finger.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop!

Can you teach me how the scoring works in bowling?
– “Of course! That’s right up my alley.”

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
– It’s a bump per lane.

Go against the lane.

Lickety-pit.

Why do bowlers join unions?
– They fell down laughing.

When should bowlers wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

The new skid on the block.

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