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Bowling puns in 2025

Tap out of it!

What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?
– Bowling like no one has ever seen.

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
– When it’s full of fans.

Tap of the iceberg.

A sparrow escape.

I went bowling with a military general the other day.
– He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.

What did one romantic pin say to the other?
– ”Let’s never split.

Going laces.

Spinner takes all.

A bowling stone gathers no moss.

What did the bowling pins do?
– They went on strike.

When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter…
– That’s just how I roll.

Gutter perfection.

Lane as day.

The Bowling Stones.

How much should one bowling game cost?
– Ten pinnies.

Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?
– Because they are Super Bowlers.

Why do bowlers make bad employees?
– Because they’re always going on strike.

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