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Bowling puns in 2024

A bowl lotta love.

A tap on the wrist.

Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley.
– It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.

After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open…
– We finally got the ball rolling.

Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
– It’s hard to lose a bowling ball..

Pins as needles.

Bowling your eyes out.

Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
– Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
– After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

Guttering under your breath.

Bear false pitness.

Don’t just pit there, do something!

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
– It’s a bump per lane.

What people are best at bowling?
– Those who have talent to spare.

Spinner and a movie.

The motto of the bowling team was “let’s knock them down.”

When should bowlers wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
– “I was framed!”

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