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Bowling puns in 2024

Aches and lanes.

Bowling through my social media feed.

Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
– New Jersey.

My coach said, “Three strikes and you’re out!”
– My bowling team doesn’t like show-offs.

What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man?
– Bowling like no one has ever seen.

Spinner peace.

Plain railing.

Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Muhammad Alley.

I went bowling with an army general the other day, and he started bowling before I’d even entered his name on the scoreboard…
– He launched a preemptive strike.

Blow the skid off.

A sparrow escape.

A spare-of-the-moment thought.

What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
– They both want a turkey.

What did the bowling pins do?
– They went on strike.

I never skid that.

Make like a banana and pit.

It’s pitting with rain.

I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun,
– But I thought I’d spare you.

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