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Bowling puns in 2025

Bowling is a sport for people with talent to spare.

Junk rail.

What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes?
– Lightning.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop!

If the tap fits, wear it.

Old aches and lanes.

A pitting duck.

What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?
– Bowling Ball Returns.

Why do bowlers join unions?
– They like strikes.

Keep a skid on it.

On the straight and sparrow.

Tap out of it!

What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?
– Bowling like no one has ever seen.

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
– When it’s full of fans.

Tap of the iceberg.

A sparrow escape.

I went bowling with a military general the other day.
– He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.

What did one romantic pin say to the other?
– ”Let’s never split.

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