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Bowling puns in 2025

I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun…
– But I thought I’d spare you.

Let’s call the sole thing off.

Take it one pin at a time.

Straight as a sparrow.

What people are best at bowling?
– Those who have talent to spare.

Where does Superman like to go bowling?
– Lois Lanes.

Get the ball bowling.

In tip tap condition.

The pitting image of.

What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
– “I was framed!”

Last night I did stand-up in a bowling alley parking lot.
– Some of my jokes struck out. The audience was split.

When is a bowler like a baseball player?
– When he sits on the bench.

A lane in the neck.

Confession is good for the bowl.

What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
– They fell down laughing.

I had a job at the bowling alley…
– Not for long though; I was only tenpin.

Get the ball railing.

Cream always rises to the tap.

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