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Bowling puns in 2025

Go against the lane.

Lickety-pit.

Why do bowlers join unions?
– They fell down laughing.

When should bowlers wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

The new skid on the block.

Bright as a new tenpin.

Let the good times bowl.

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
– When it’s full of fans.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
– Alley cats.

A messy, guttered room.

Hit the rail on the head.

Tap of honour.

What did one romantic pin say to the other?
– “Let’s never split.”

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.

Old bowlers don’t die…
– They just end up in the gutter.

Let the pins fall where they may.

My spinner voice.

When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter.
– That’s just how I roll.

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