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Bowling puns in 2025

Fighting tooth and rail.

Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?
– The one with the biggest feet.

Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
– New Jersey.

They’re sole-ing like hotcakes..5/Let the good times sole.

I’m at my pit’s end.

Bridge the tap.

Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
– Because he gets so many strikes.

Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
– Muhammad Alley.

I gutter a great present.

Scared out of your pits.

A fresh spare of eyes.

After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open,
– We finally got the ball rolling.

Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
– It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.

What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
– They both want a turkey.

Leave no pin standing.

On the bowl.

Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
– After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun…
– But I thought I’d spare you.

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