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Brain puns in 2025

Hippo-campus – Where brains go to get smarter.

This subreddit’s humor makes me have a brain problem.
– I should call it Tumor Humor.

All brains and no brawn.

I raised my intelligence using my cranium.

I wasn’t originally going to have a brain transplant….
…..but then I changed my mind.

Please make up your mind.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Cere-broom – How brains keep their rooms clean.

Brain transplants will never work
– You can’t change my mind

Take it with a brain of salt.

Brains aren’t everything. [To Roastee] Of course, in your case, they aren’t anything.

You have 2 parts to a brain…Left and Right…
– In the left side, there’s nothing right and in the right side, there’s nothing left.

Oh! Mind goodness!

Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me
– But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer

I love to drink cereb-rum and coke.

I know a brain surgeon that can recover any damaged brain.
– He’s getting plenty of re-cognition.

A brain of truth.

Make up your mind

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