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Brain puns in 2024

Take it with a brain of salt.

Brains aren’t everything. [To Roastee] Of course, in your case, they aren’t anything.

You have 2 parts to a brain…Left and Right…
– In the left side, there’s nothing right and in the right side, there’s nothing left.

Oh! Mind goodness!

Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me
– But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer

I love to drink cereb-rum and coke.

I know a brain surgeon that can recover any damaged brain.
– He’s getting plenty of re-cognition.

A brain of truth.

Make up your mind

Be mind Valentine!

Makes stupid decisions while love
– Blames the heart

I’m think neur-on to something.

Did you know, if you took out your brain, and laid every neuron out in a line . . .
. . . you would die.

I just had a brain fart.

The closest thing he had to a brainstorm was a slow drizzle.

Mind your own business.

I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.

Neuron (you’re on) my mind.

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