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Bread puns in 2025

Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!

You better watch out before you play a game with any bread?
-Baguette ready to lose.

News just in: a thief has been arrested for stealing sourdough
-he was caught bread-handed.

How do German breads greet eachother?
-They say Gluten Morgen!

What do you call 52 slices of toast?
-A deck of carbs

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy
-I think that that is a common problem.

The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early
-He kneaded to be punished.

Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?

The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around.
-The baker said that it was his job.

 Did you hear the one about the bakery that closed because everything went a-rye?

What did the revolutionary bread tell the other breads?
-We have to rise up, my breadren

The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin but was told to stop being so kneady

You’re toast.

HOLE wheat bread

What did the mother bread tell her baby roll?
-You really are the apple of my rye.

Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread?
-You get a bull-only sandwich.

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