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Bread puns in 2025

Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time?
-By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.

The young woman decided to become a professional baker.
-She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down
-now the business is toast.

I don’t like bread jokes.
-They get stale really fast.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

How long does it take to cook naan bread?
-Unleven minutes

I heard the baker’s parents were also in that line of work.
-You could say he was bread for the job.

Don’t be so sour, dough.

You knead me in your loaf.

It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby.
-Mmm . . . crumbs.

Did you hear about the man who fell off his roof onto a pile of French bread
-he was in a lot of pain (French for bread – get it?)..

What does one bread say to another?
-“Get a loaf of this guy”

How does bread woo a lover?
-With lots of flours.

Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

My wife says I’m obsessed with bread.
-But I loaf it just the white amount.

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