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Bread puns in 2025

The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer
-He was feeling too crusty.

Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round.

Half-baked bread puns ought to be illegal.”

When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it’s ready to bake

Toasty or not, here I crumb! Read more: 

Gosh, my sourdough starter is so kneady.

I was going to make a bread joke today…
-Then I realised it was my cake day and it wasn’t kneaded

1. Can I throw you some bread sometime?

Cia-batta study harder if she wants to pass her bakery exams.

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early.
-He kneaded to be punished.

What was the main job of the bread truck?
-To haul buns.

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust

Indian flatbread is the best bread there is…
-Bar Naan.

The loafer was baking a fool of himself, as usual.

I’m on a roll

I bet you make really good bread.

– it was bread in captivity.

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