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Bread puns in 2025

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
-She thought it was crumby.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
– I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain. 

Making stale bread taste better is easy
-Piece of toast

Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

I hear sourdough is on the rise.

That wide loaf has a decent bread-th.
-Nice.

We dough’nt knead more bread puns.

Last week I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo
– it was bread in captivity.

If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I’d have a pun per nickel

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
-It’s the yeast I could do.

Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread?
-It really rose to the occasion today.

Bready or not, here I crumb!

How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
-It’s painstaking.

I do not want naan of that.

Ciabatta stay away from me.

Why are bread puns the greatest?
-They never grow mold.

I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough.
-A bread wrapper, that is.

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