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Bread puns in 2024

I was going to make a bread joke today…
-Then I realised it was my cake day and it wasn’t kneaded

1. Can I throw you some bread sometime?

Cia-batta study harder if she wants to pass her bakery exams.

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early.
-He kneaded to be punished.

What was the main job of the bread truck?
-To haul buns.

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust

Indian flatbread is the best bread there is…
-Bar Naan.

The loafer was baking a fool of himself, as usual.

I’m on a roll

I bet you make really good bread.

– it was bread in captivity.

It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
-She thought it was crumby.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
– I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain. 

Making stale bread taste better is easy
-Piece of toast

Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

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