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Bread puns in 2024

I hear sourdough is on the rise.

That wide loaf has a decent bread-th.
-Nice.

We dough’nt knead more bread puns.

Last week I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo
– it was bread in captivity.

If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I’d have a pun per nickel

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
-It’s the yeast I could do.

Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread?
-It really rose to the occasion today.

Bready or not, here I crumb!

How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
-It’s painstaking.

I do not want naan of that.

Ciabatta stay away from me.

Why are bread puns the greatest?
-They never grow mold.

I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough.
-A bread wrapper, that is.

Two croissants are in the oven – one says, “It’s hot in here!”
-the other replies, “Wow, a talking croissant!”

What did the toaster say to the bread?
-You’re gunna be toast!

What did mama bread say to her kids?
-It’s way past your breadtime!

I don’t want naan of that.

What did Elsa say when she ate the spoilt bread?
-The mold never bothered me anyway.

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