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Bread puns in 2025

What did the mother bread tell her baby roll?
-You really are the apple of my rye.

Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread?
-You get a bull-only sandwich.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

I want to bake all my bread from now on.
-You can say is a loaf-ty goal.

What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
-They tell toast stories.

Wheat it and weep.

What did the german bread say to the other german bread?
-Gluten Tag.

What month is good for toast?
-Jamuary.

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time?
-By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.

The young woman decided to become a professional baker.
-She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down
-now the business is toast.

I don’t like bread jokes.
-They get stale really fast.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

How long does it take to cook naan bread?
-Unleven minutes

I heard the baker’s parents were also in that line of work.
-You could say he was bread for the job.

Don’t be so sour, dough.

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