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Bread puns in 2025

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust

Indian flatbread is the best bread there is…
-Bar Naan.

The loafer was baking a fool of himself, as usual.

I’m on a roll

I bet you make really good bread.

– it was bread in captivity.

It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
-She thought it was crumby.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
– I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain. 

Making stale bread taste better is easy
-Piece of toast

Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

I hear sourdough is on the rise.

That wide loaf has a decent bread-th.
-Nice.

We dough’nt knead more bread puns.

Last week I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo
– it was bread in captivity.

If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I’d have a pun per nickel

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
-It’s the yeast I could do.

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