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Bread puns in 2024

My wife says I’m obsessed with bread.
-But I loaf it just the white amount.

Ciabatta should stay away from me!

Baking is a labor of loaf.

What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
-It tends to get stale.

When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy.
– I think that that is a common problem.

Radical bakers are always going against the whole-grain.

How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
-They say “Gluten Morgen!”

The most sophisticated toast is always the upper crust.

That sour loaf kneads to be punished.

I won a loaf a bread today.
-I guess that makes me the bread winner of the family.

1. I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

The flour got in trouble, so his mama sent him to bread early.

The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer
-He was feeling too crusty.

Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round.

Did you know that bread puns always happen when you yeast expect them?

Half-baked bread puns ought to be illegal.”

When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it’s ready to bake

Toasty or not, here I crumb! Read more: 

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