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Bread puns in 2025

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

I don’t like bread jokes.
-They get stale really fast.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down
-now the business is toast.

How long does it take to cook naan bread?
-Unleven minutes

I heard the baker’s parents were also in that line of work.
-You could say he was bread for the job.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

You knead me in your loaf.

It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby.
-Mmm . . . crumbs.

Don’t be so sour, dough.

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