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Bread puns in 2025

The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin but was told to stop being so kneady

Stop loafing around!

What did the mother bread tell her baby roll?
-You really are the apple of my rye.

Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread?
-You get a bull-only sandwich.

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

I want to bake all my bread from now on.
-You can say is a loaf-ty goal.

What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
-They tell toast stories.

Wheat it and weep.

What did the german bread say to the other german bread?
-Gluten Tag.

What month is good for toast?
-Jamuary.

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