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Bread puns in 2025

What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
-They tell toast stories.

What month is good for toast?
-Jamuary.

Wheat it and weep.

What did the german bread say to the other german bread?
-Gluten Tag.

The young woman decided to become a professional baker.
-She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time?
-By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.

Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down
-now the business is toast.

I don’t like bread jokes.
-They get stale really fast.

The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
-I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

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