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Bridge puns in 2024

It’s hard to take good photos of the Golden Gate all covered in fog, but I think I made dew.

Wire we going over the Brooklyn Bridge on foot?

The former sailor preferred to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines. He said it was all just bridge under the water.

“The Brooklyn Bridge is all decked out at Christmas.”

Did you hear about the big storms in San Francisco? It’s all water under the bridge now.

I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day…
– That took a toll!

Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge
– It takes a lot of truss

“Family is the link to our past, bridge to our future.”

Can’t wait for my next trip to SF – the suspension is killing me!

I absolutely hate broken bridges
I just can’t get over them

This is all a big misunderstanding
– I am on a diet & I ordered my staff to close the fridge… not the bridge!

How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York’s Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?
– Tappan Zee Deutsche?

If you make the Golden Gate Bridge shorter, is it now abridged?

I love just sitting and looking at the Brooklyn Bridge. It’s my favorite thing on cable.

I don’t regret burning bridges.
I regret that some people weren’t on those bridges when I burned them.

“On the Brooklyn Bridge, you have to steel yourself.”

What language does the Golden Gate Bridge speak? Span-ish.

The Brooklyn Bridge really towers over other NYC landmarks.

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