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Bridge puns in 2024

It’s hard not to keep a good head on your shoulders when you’re on the Brooklyn Bridge. Whenever I’m there I feel so grounded.

Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying “12 feet”
“Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back.”

I’m opta-mist-ic we’ll get great photos of the Golden Gate Bridge!

Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
– I can’t remember the name but it’s riveting.

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

“Brooklyn is a Bridge too far.”

Just watched a documentary on how they made the Golden Gate Bridge. It was riveting.

“I’m fairly certain that I stole my son’s really strong beer from the bridge.”
“What percent?”
“I’m about 80% sure.”

When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.

Love is the bridge between two hearts.

The Golden Gate steels my heart every time.

When the Brooklyn Bridge was unveiled it was a dis-Roebling.

May the bridges I burn light the way.

There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?
– Because there was no Tres-passing

It’s hard to fog-get your first time seeing the Golden Gate Bridge

Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge really takes a toll on you.

135 People jump off a bridge

“NYC keeps the Brooklyn Bridge spick and span.”

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