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Bridge puns in 2024

All these bridges and you still can’t get over it

I read a new book on bridge design
It was written by Archie Tek

I don’t like driving over the Golden Gate Bridge. It really takes a toll.

You can eat a bagel on the Brooklyn Bridge, but not locks.

The only time most husbands and wives get enjoyment out of holding hands is when they are playing bridge.

“The Brooklyn Bridge is no hidden gem. It’s pretty mainstream.”

In a Golden Gate of mind.

Here are my favorite Brooklyn Bridge puns for every circumstance.

If I make a bridge shorter
Is it now abridged?

[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn’t the little moron fall off too?
– Because the little moron was a little more on.

“Life is like a bridge who is still under construction.”

I’ve really mist these views of the Golden Gate

All kinds of animals have crossed the Brooklyn Bridge, but that’s ir-Elephant.

Bridge may be spicy

The Golden Gate Bridge’s new slogan.
The jump of a lifetime.

I banged my head on a low part of the bridge — I’d have been OK if viaduct!

When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn’t get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must’ve been pretty demuralizing.

The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren’t there.

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