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Bridge puns in 2025

Broken bridges really annoy me.
I just can’t get over them.

Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge: it requires a lot of truss.

You should watch the sunrise from the Brooklyn Bridge because the sun rises in the East River.

If looks could kill, a lot of people would die with bridge cards in their hands

“I was feeling stressed on the Brooklyn Bridge so I left to de-compress.”

Whenever I see the Golden Gate, my heart just ex-spans.

Why was the teenage fidgeting with the bridge on the beach
– Bcz of pier pressure

I was feeling stressed on the Brooklyn Bridge so I left to de-compress.

How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?…
…They ride the Troll-ey.

It takes both sides to build a bridge.

Karl me crazy, but there’s no place more beautiful than the Golden Gate [note: Karl is the name of San Francisco’s fog, because yes, we named him]

Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia?
– The ones that were down under.

Ironically, I now need bridge work…

The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn’t fall off?
He was a little “more on.”

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you!

Why are bridges so expensive?
– It’s all overhead

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

“When crossing from Brooklyn to Manhattan, remember to say So Long Island.”

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