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Bridge puns in 2025

What do you call a polite bridge-builder? A civil engineer.

No sleep til Brooklyn Bridge.

I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…
It was very civil engineering…

“Praise the bridge that carried you over.”

I have to steel myself every time I take in this view of the bridge.

I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
It was riveting.

Cool bridge demolition

Need a funny pun for a bridge name
I’m building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel’s Path and Red Hot Road. I’m lame…. Help

It’s been a while, Golden Gate — I’ve really mist you.

I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said “That’s because the canal IS for boating.”

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to stop the crazies from following you.

“Wire we going over the Brooklyn Bridge on foot?”

Broken bridges really annoy me. I just can’t get over them.

People watching on the Brooklyn Bridge is a thrilling Livestream.

I don’t like driving on highways or bridges,
– It really takes a toll.

“We build too many walls and not enough bridges.”

I’d love to cross the Golden Gate, but I’ve got a short tension span.

Don’t surprise me on the Brooklyn Bridge. The suspension is giving me anxiety.

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