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Bridge puns in 2024

I really hate broken bridges
I just can’t get over them

I’ve been thinking about the Golden Gate Bridge for a while now. I really don’t love her anymore, but I cantilever.

I thought only animals had crossed the Brooklyn Bridge and that Manhattan.

Husband: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Wife: No, lets play bridge

“Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.”

Isn’t it iron-ic that the Golden Gate is red, not gold?

What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?
– Kermitting suicide.

It’s hard not to keep a good head on your shoulders when you’re on the Brooklyn Bridge. Whenever I’m there I feel so grounded.

Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying “12 feet”
“Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back.”

I’m opta-mist-ic we’ll get great photos of the Golden Gate Bridge!

Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
– I can’t remember the name but it’s riveting.

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

“Brooklyn is a Bridge too far.”

Just watched a documentary on how they made the Golden Gate Bridge. It was riveting.

“I’m fairly certain that I stole my son’s really strong beer from the bridge.”
“What percent?”
“I’m about 80% sure.”

When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.

Love is the bridge between two hearts.

The Golden Gate steels my heart every time.

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