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Bridge puns in 2025

“Family is the link to our past, bridge to our future.”

Can’t wait for my next trip to SF – the suspension is killing me!

I absolutely hate broken bridges
I just can’t get over them

This is all a big misunderstanding
– I am on a diet & I ordered my staff to close the fridge… not the bridge!

How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York’s Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?
– Tappan Zee Deutsche?

If you make the Golden Gate Bridge shorter, is it now abridged?

I love just sitting and looking at the Brooklyn Bridge. It’s my favorite thing on cable.

I don’t regret burning bridges.
I regret that some people weren’t on those bridges when I burned them.

“On the Brooklyn Bridge, you have to steel yourself.”

What language does the Golden Gate Bridge speak? Span-ish.

The Brooklyn Bridge really towers over other NYC landmarks.

What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
– A civil engineer

“A bridge can still be built while the bitter waters are flowing beneath.”

I’ve red that the Golden Gate Bridge is nearly two miles long!

On the Brooklyn Bridge, you have to steel yourself.

All these bridges and you still can’t get over it

I read a new book on bridge design
It was written by Archie Tek

I don’t like driving over the Golden Gate Bridge. It really takes a toll.

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