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Bridge puns in 2025

Ironically, I now need bridge work…

The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn’t fall off?
He was a little “more on.”

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you!

Why are bridges so expensive?
– It’s all overhead

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

“When crossing from Brooklyn to Manhattan, remember to say So Long Island.”

You can truss that you’ll never find a bridge more beautiful than the Golden Gate.

Brooklyn is a Bridge too far.

What language do bridges speak?
– Spanish

Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?
– Some kid threw it up there.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

Why doesn’t Karl the Fog visit cities other than San Francisco? Because he’s a monoga-mist.

The perfect outfit to wear on the Brooklyn Bridge? Well, it’s not a jumper!

Q. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
A. All animals, because bridges can’t jump!

I really hate broken bridges
I just can’t get over them

I’ve been thinking about the Golden Gate Bridge for a while now. I really don’t love her anymore, but I cantilever.

I thought only animals had crossed the Brooklyn Bridge and that Manhattan.

Husband: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Wife: No, lets play bridge

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