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Bug puns in 2025

What do you call in insect on the moon? A lunar tick.

Q: What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Spitting the other half out

The teacher entered the classroom and saw that there were some insect puns written on the blackboard. He turned to Bobby and asked, “Did you write it?” To which, Bobby replied, “no, katydid.”

There is a variety of bugs even smarter than talking parrots. They are the spelling bees.

What does an insect with a stinger say after a meal? It says, “that was beelicious”.

What kind of ant likes math? An accountant

Delighted to have won the local fancy dress competition dressed as a bee. I’m still buzzing.

Q: Where’s the best place to buy bugs? A: A flea market!

I doubted a gorgon when it told me that it had the ability to turn me into an insect grip. But then I looked at her face, and now I am a bee lever.

I saw some fireflies at a race this morning. The conductor started the race by yelling “Ready, Set, Glow!”.

What do you call the horns that are for insects? Ant-lers

What do you call it when ants run away together? Antelope

What do you call an ant with frog legs? An antphibian

Today I saw a tiny insect carrying a bottle of Febreeze. It was a deodor-ant.

What do we call that one insect that bites during worship? We call them Mosque-itos.

Why was the centipede late for his office? Because he had to put on his shoes to go outside.

Saw a fantastic film about a very large insect. It was XL ant.

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee? A: Wassabee!

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