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Bug puns in 2025

My bank recently hired a scientist that specializes in small insects. I guess she’s an expert on fine ants.

I went to Moth school for the first time yesterday. They were teaching Mothematics in the first period.

Why did the fly always avoid landing on the computer? Because it was scared of the world wide web.

Q: How do fleas travel? A: They itch-hike!

Q: What game do ants play with elephants? A: Squash!

I told my sister that I needed an insect to help me prove my innocence at court. She told me that I should use an Aphid David.

What kind of insect can kill germs? A disinfect-ant

Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.

Q: What do you call a bug with four wheels and a trunk? A: A Volkswagen Beetle!

I went to an all insect restaurant, but their service was quite terrible. Apparently fly-tipping isn’t allowed.

I once heard a rumour that a giant butterfly was roaming around London. It was probably just some urban moth.

Which is the coolest part of an insect? A bee’s knees.

What would you call a modest insect? A humblebee

Insect Puns Bug Me

Q: Why did the bug cross the road? A: Cause he wanted to see the “Lady bugs”

I decided to develop an exercise routine for insects. It’s not going that well. Guess I have to work out the bugs.

There was a sick wasp at our home. So, I told my sister to take it to the waspital.

What do you call a snail that travels the world by ship? A snailor

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