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Bug puns in 2025

What kind of ant likes math? An accountant

Delighted to have won the local fancy dress competition dressed as a bee. I’m still buzzing.

Q: Where’s the best place to buy bugs? A: A flea market!

I doubted a gorgon when it told me that it had the ability to turn me into an insect grip. But then I looked at her face, and now I am a bee lever.

I saw some fireflies at a race this morning. The conductor started the race by yelling “Ready, Set, Glow!”.

What do you call the horns that are for insects? Ant-lers

What do you call it when ants run away together? Antelope

What do you call an ant with frog legs? An antphibian

Today I saw a tiny insect carrying a bottle of Febreeze. It was a deodor-ant.

What do we call that one insect that bites during worship? We call them Mosque-itos.

Why was the centipede late for his office? Because he had to put on his shoes to go outside.

Saw a fantastic film about a very large insect. It was XL ant.

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee? A: Wassabee!

My niece asked me for some insect puns. I just hope that they don’t fly over her head.

A dog was talking to a flea that was on his back. It said, “stop bugging me”.

What do you call a hybrid insect that doesn’t talk to anyone? A mute-ant.

Some some flies playing football in a saucer earlier. They hope to be in the cup next week

Q: What is a bugs favorite sport? A: Cricket.

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