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Bug puns in 2025

What insect always wears tiny sneakers? The Shoo flies.

Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? A: They got married in the spring

Q: How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web? A: It gave it a bug

A moth flew into my entrance door today and fell to the ground. I was able to resurrect him using mouth to moth breathing techniques.

What is the name of the most dangerous insect? It’s the hepatitis bee

Which insect has the best memory? The US bees.

Q: What do moths study in school? A: Mothematics!

Q: What’s green and jumps a mile per minute? A: A grasshopper with the hiccups!

A’s are actually like flowers. It’s because the bee’s usually come after them

Where do ghosts scare away all insects? In Boo-da-pest.

Why did the fly fly away? Because it saw that the spider had spied on her.

My bedside lamp turned into a butterfly this morning. Last time I buy a cheap larva lamp.

Q: What’s a caterpillar’s favorite weapon? A: A caterpolt!

My colleague has an insect parasite that sucks blood because it can’t stop fidgeting. He just has a nervous tick.

I saw some bees going to school today. They were on a school buzz.

What did the giant ant decide to name his son? Eleph-ant.

Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant

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