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Bug puns in 2025

I had a friend who was a CIA agent. One day she arrived at a hotel in Egypt, where dead insects were all over the floor. She was sweeping for bugs all day.

A sushi met with a bee. The sushi said, “Wassabee”.

What do you call a bug that doesn’t care what you say? Non-compli-ant.

Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon? A: After their ‘webbing’ day!

Q: Where do bees wait for a ride? A: At the buzz stop!

My mother recently bought a trap to help with our bug infestation problem. But it wasn’t successful. I let her know that we need to find some different ANTS-ers.

Are insect sprays good for wasps? It’s not, it kills them.

What letter has the ability to hurt you if you get too close to it? B.

I saw an insect with a pack of cards earlier. Ant & Deck.

Q: What do ants use to smell good? A: Deodor-ant!

I don’t like any insects, huge or small. They really bug me

Today, I saw an amazing film about a gigantic insect. It was an XL ant production.

What’s an insect’s favorite letter? B.

Two beetles, are born as brothers. One travels the world, makes friends, and is an inspiration to insects. The other doesn’t. He was the lesser of two weevils.

Q: What do you call a retired boy band that like bugs? A: The Beatles!

My bank recently hired a scientist that specializes in small insects. I guess she’s an expert on fine ants.

I went to Moth school for the first time yesterday. They were teaching Mothematics in the first period.

Which insect has the best sense of smell? The Scentipede.

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