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Bug puns in 2025

A man went to the doctor complaining that he kept seeing some insect buzzing around him. The doctor just told him not to worry; it was just a bug that was going around.

I was delighted to win the Halloween dress-up competition. I’m still buzzing from the accolade.

Did you hear about the experiment where they taught insects how to use Microsoft office? The entire thing was Excel Ant.

Q: “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?” A: “I think it’s doing the backstroke!”

Q: What do you call a homeless bug? A: A bum-blebee.

Today, I saw a green insect on a car window. It must have been some kind of glasshopper.

What do we call a blood-sucking, barbecued insect? Mesquite-o.

What do you call an insect that just got a perm? A frizzbee

Q: What do you call the animated movie about a pet bug? A: The Secret Life of Pests

Q: What does a caterpillar do on New Year’s Day? A: Turns over a new leaf.

Recently, I made a few jokes about insects on the fly.

What would you call an insect that went undercover? A spyder

What animal is the strongest? A snail because he carries his home on his back.

Friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently. He got a bee.

Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks? A: Ticks!

I opened a nightclub and hired some small insects to discourage shady people from entering. The insects were my deter ants.

Today some flies were playing football in the saucer. They hope to qualify for the cup next week.

What do you call an insect that is always dissatisfied with its life? A grumble bee

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