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Bug puns in 2025

Recently, I made a few jokes about insects on the fly.

What would you call an insect that went undercover? A spyder

What animal is the strongest? A snail because he carries his home on his back.

Friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently. He got a bee.

Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks? A: Ticks!

I opened a nightclub and hired some small insects to discourage shady people from entering. The insects were my deter ants.

Today some flies were playing football in the saucer. They hope to qualify for the cup next week.

What do you call an insect that is always dissatisfied with its life? A grumble bee

Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!

Q: Why was the fly looking for the garbage can? A: Because he was a litterbug

In ancient Egypt, if you carried a stinging insect in your hand, you were considered very attractive. That’s because beauty was always in the eye of the beeholder.

What do we call an insect that is good at everything? A slaying mantis.

When do all the spiders go on their honeymoon? They go after their ‘webbing’ day.

Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other? A: You glow girl!

Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her.

There’s a similarity between a baseball player and a spider. They can both catch a fly.

What medicine do insects have to regularly take? Antacids

What does a frog like to eat the most? French flies.

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