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Bug puns in 2025

A boy threw a chunk of butter out of his window. He said he just wanted to see a butter fly.

What are the pillars of the insect’s temples called? Cater-pillars.

Q: Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance? A: Because it was a moth ball!

Q: What was the last thing to go through the bug’s mind when he hit the windshield>A: His rear end!

Today I saw a big flying insect coughing up blood. Well, I think it ending up joining the tuberculocust community.

What would a blood sucking insect be called if it learned Latin? It would be called a Roman-tic.

What would we call a fly without its wings? A walk.

Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

Q: What do fireflies eat? A: Light snacks!

My sister is an artist. She mainly sketches pesky insects and doesn’t shower much. She draws a lot of flies and gnats.

This morning, my bedside lamp became a butterfly. That’s the last time I’m buying a cheap larva lamp.

Where do insects go for fruit shopping? Applebee’s.

Q: How do bees brush their hair? A: With a honey comb!

What do you call a poor ant? A peasant

My house is filled with insects that help me with my taxes. I guess they’re account ants.

What do the fireflies eat? They eat light snacks.

What clothing item do insects love the most? P-ants.

Q: What did one flea say to another? A: “Should we walk or take the dog?”

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