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Bug puns in 2025

Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant

There’s a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float. That’s just a way for you to know that they’re buoy-ant.

What insect is bad at football? The fumblebee

What kind of insect falls over the most? A tumble-bee

What do you call an insect with a perm? A frisbee

Q: What do you do with a sick wasp? A: Take it to a waspital!

Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth? A: An ant’s dinner!

Today I saw a rabbit that had beetles all over it. It was a Bugs Bunny.

What insect is the hardest to understand? A mumble-bee

What would you call an insect that thought he was on the moon? A lunar tick.

Jousting: What someone from Birmingham asks a bee.

Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes? A: Too much competition!

My friend asked me to choose a parasitic insect egg for him to eat. I said no because I hate nit picking.

Two-bed bugs met in the mattress and got married in the spring

What is an insect researcher’s favorite car? A bug-gy

Q: Where do most ants live? A: In Antlantic City!

Q: Which is the strongest animal, snail or elephant. A: Snail because ir carries it home on its back

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