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Bug puns in 2025

A moth flew into my entrance door today and fell to the ground. I was able to resurrect him using mouth to moth breathing techniques.

What is the name of the most dangerous insect? It’s the hepatitis bee

Why did the fly fly away? Because it saw that the spider had spied on her.

Q: What do moths study in school? A: Mothematics!

Q: What’s green and jumps a mile per minute? A: A grasshopper with the hiccups!

A’s are actually like flowers. It’s because the bee’s usually come after them

Where do ghosts scare away all insects? In Boo-da-pest.

My bedside lamp turned into a butterfly this morning. Last time I buy a cheap larva lamp.

Q: What’s a caterpillar’s favorite weapon? A: A caterpolt!

My colleague has an insect parasite that sucks blood because it can’t stop fidgeting. He just has a nervous tick.

I saw some bees going to school today. They were on a school buzz.

What did the giant ant decide to name his son? Eleph-ant.

What kind of insect falls over the most? A tumble-bee

Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant

There’s a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float. That’s just a way for you to know that they’re buoy-ant.

What insect is bad at football? The fumblebee

What would you call an insect that thought he was on the moon? A lunar tick.

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