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Bug puns in 2025

I opened a nightclub and hired some small insects to discourage shady people from entering. The insects were my deter ants.

Today some flies were playing football in the saucer. They hope to qualify for the cup next week.

What do you call an insect that is always dissatisfied with its life? A grumble bee

Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!

Q: Why was the fly looking for the garbage can? A: Because he was a litterbug

In ancient Egypt, if you carried a stinging insect in your hand, you were considered very attractive. That’s because beauty was always in the eye of the beeholder.

What do we call an insect that is good at everything? A slaying mantis.

When do all the spiders go on their honeymoon? They go after their ‘webbing’ day.

Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other? A: You glow girl!

Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her.

There’s a similarity between a baseball player and a spider. They can both catch a fly.

What medicine do insects have to regularly take? Antacids

What does a frog like to eat the most? French flies.

Poor butterfly wasn’t allowed into the dance. It was a moth ball.

Q: What kind of petroleum do snails use? A: Shell!

All the ants of the world have their own city, and it’s called ‘Antlantic City

There were two beetles who were born as brothers. One travelled the world, made friends, and was an inspiration to other insects while the other ended up in jail. The first brother seems to be the lesser of two weevils.

What insect always wears tiny sneakers? The Shoo flies.

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