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Bug puns in 2025

Today I saw a tiny insect carrying a bottle of Febreeze. It was a deodor-ant.

What do we call that one insect that bites during worship? We call them Mosque-itos.

Why was the centipede late for his office? Because he had to put on his shoes to go outside.

Saw a fantastic film about a very large insect. It was XL ant.

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee? A: Wassabee!

My niece asked me for some insect puns. I just hope that they don’t fly over her head.

A dog was talking to a flea that was on his back. It said, “stop bugging me”.

What do you call a hybrid insect that doesn’t talk to anyone? A mute-ant.

Some some flies playing football in a saucer earlier. They hope to be in the cup next week

Q: What is a bugs favorite sport? A: Cricket.

I had a friend who was a CIA agent. One day she arrived at a hotel in Egypt, where dead insects were all over the floor. She was sweeping for bugs all day.

A sushi met with a bee. The sushi said, “Wassabee”.

What do you call a bug that doesn’t care what you say? Non-compli-ant.

Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon? A: After their ‘webbing’ day!

Q: Where do bees wait for a ride? A: At the buzz stop!

My mother recently bought a trap to help with our bug infestation problem. But it wasn’t successful. I let her know that we need to find some different ANTS-ers.

Are insect sprays good for wasps? It’s not, it kills them.

What letter has the ability to hurt you if you get too close to it? B.

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