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Butt puns in 2025

I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt
– But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.

My friends learned about my butt fetish…
– Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

The first lesson that my teacher gave me in the psychology call is to put your trust in those people who love big butts because they can’t lie.

If we will be the king and queen, the army will fight the intruders with their courageous butts.

The plastic surgeon completely removed the buttocks of the women. It was really a dis-ass-ter.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I’m just a booty star.

That one who farts all of the time I want nothing to do with and I simply do not want to be ass-ociated with them.

My doctor examines my butt and says that I have got more crack than any drug dealers.

Let’s go through the night while we watch the stars dance along with their cool booty songs.

I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
– It was a real pane in the ass.

Of course, I want to be able to breathe, but I would not mind having that ass – thma.

The sun will shine here, and true happiness can finally be achieved down to our own buttocks.

As my but is much bigger than my heart. I want to say “I love you baby with all my butt!”

Nothing retains less of desire in art, in science than this will to industry, booty, possession.

We have to motivate our butts right now to stop this shit from happening.

How would a butt flirt with another butt? Just say “Hey, cutaneous!”

I imagined that the way you shake your head is similar to how you move your booty tonight.

I’m thinking about becoming a proctologist who offers advice regarding people’s butts.
– Anything I can rectum mend?

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