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Butt puns in 2025

I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt
– But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.

They tried to give my cat an award for his butt
– It was a catasstrophy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like your butt. Let me touch it forever.

I want to serenade for this charming lady with the most beautiful smile and a pair of buttocks.

When the dishwasher stops running, you just need to slap in its ass and get back to work.

I think we might watch another cute animated movie for tonight, like the booty and beast?

You don’t want to swipe your debit card through the butt crack. You may get a message of ‘transaction denied, insufficient buns.’

If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
– You officially hit rock bottom

When I was a child, my mom always tried to teach me that you are butt you eat

We can go into paradise where the sunshine strikes our virtuous smiles and shiny buttocks.

My butt is tired, today…
– Dead ass

You should never trust any women who come to you with a smile and a big butt.

I love how your pretty dress complements your gorgeous smile and the outline of your back.

I do not like anything, butt corgis for this Christmas.

Your beautiful butt is like golden orbs of sunshine that ever existed in this melancholic world.

Your butt is squishy because if it wasn’t, then sitting would be a pain in the ass.

What has two butts and kills people?
– An assassin

Everyone knows that uranium is dangerous because you might get a nuclear “bum” after swallowing this chemical.

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