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Butt puns in 2024

I love how your pretty dress complements your gorgeous smile and the outline of your back.

I do not like anything, butt corgis for this Christmas.

Your beautiful butt is like golden orbs of sunshine that ever existed in this melancholic world.

Your butt is squishy because if it wasn’t, then sitting would be a pain in the ass.

What has two butts and kills people?
– An assassin

Everyone knows that uranium is dangerous because you might get a nuclear “bum” after swallowing this chemical.

If we can get along right now, I imagined ourselves as a striking couple of grandiose buttocks.

I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.
– I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.

Behind every great woman is probably a man who checks out her ass.

Can I take the hand and dance with this booty-ful lady with the astonishing smile for tonight?

Each morning, I always kiss my wife before going to work and say “I hope your day is as good as your butt.”

We should go and built our own paradise where we can shake our booty all through the night.

That butt song you sang really stinks, no offense.

My friend got burned on his face and needed a skin graft, so I gave him from skin tissue from my butt.
– A cheek for a cheek as I always say!

The teacher asks her students why they lie in the doorway of the classroom only with their top half. The students answer “Because you say “No butts!””

Soon you can find a lover who will be yours and will stick with you forever like a pair of the butt.

A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
– “Sorry, I’m a little behind.”

When one of your buttocks is smaller than the other, it is called assymmetrical.

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