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Butt puns in 2024

The toilet paper is rolling down the hill because it wants to hit the bottom as soon as possible.

I hope I could resist but my buttocks urge me to man out and to take you to the dance floor.

If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty

Butt jokes are allowed because they are just quite holesome to me.

In a therapy session, a butt says “I sometimes feel like I am full of nothing butt crap.”

All of these mad sounds, I just see your wonderful booty moving to the beat of the disc jockey.

What’s the difference between “but” and “butt”
– One has two t’s…

I just want to say that I love you a buttload!

I can take you to a nice place that can make you show your booty-full elegant smile tonight.

Much like butt holes, families are typically meant to be tight.

We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.

I hate being constipated as it is the ultimate pain in the butt.

I have just made a butt plug out of a carrot in the refrigerator. It is so cool.

I felt I am already in love with you because I know I am blushing with my striking butt cheeks.

My friends learned about my butt fetish…
– Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

The first lesson that my teacher gave me in the psychology call is to put your trust in those people who love big butts because they can’t lie.

If we will be the king and queen, the army will fight the intruders with their courageous butts.

The plastic surgeon completely removed the buttocks of the women. It was really a dis-ass-ter.

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