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Butt puns in 2025

If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt…
– You officially hit rock bottom.

I want to become a majestic dancer who will make you and your booty to be crazier than ever.

I think my butt is broken, but the doctor says that there is always a crack in every butt.

Let me call the stars beneath the butt of moonlight so they can tell you how much I liked you.

If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts
– For they cannot lie

The toilet paper is rolling down the hill because it wants to hit the bottom as soon as possible.

I hope I could resist but my buttocks urge me to man out and to take you to the dance floor.

If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty

Butt jokes are allowed because they are just quite holesome to me.

In a therapy session, a butt says “I sometimes feel like I am full of nothing butt crap.”

All of these mad sounds, I just see your wonderful booty moving to the beat of the disc jockey.

What’s the difference between “but” and “butt”
– One has two t’s…

I just want to say that I love you a buttload!

I can take you to a nice place that can make you show your booty-full elegant smile tonight.

Much like butt holes, families are typically meant to be tight.

We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.

I hate being constipated as it is the ultimate pain in the butt.

I have just made a butt plug out of a carrot in the refrigerator. It is so cool.

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