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Butt puns in 2025

Soon you can find a lover who will be yours and will stick with you forever like a pair of the butt.

A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
– “Sorry, I’m a little behind.”

When one of your buttocks is smaller than the other, it is called assymmetrical.

We can hope for other chances to show our wonderful and crazy booty dance at a cool party.

The ice cream says to his best friend popsicle “Perhaps more people might like you if you would relax and stop acting as you had a giant stick up your butt.”

Wanna throw some pick-up lines to your wife? We have some interesting rear-end puns and big bum jokes that you might want to share with your woman for some giggles.

How do Australians clean their butts?
– Bidet, mate.

The butt gets a slap because it is so cheeky.

Can you feel the blaring music calling your body and your grandiose booty to dance tonight?

So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time…
– It must have been a megasaurus.

If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt…
– You officially hit rock bottom.

I want to become a majestic dancer who will make you and your booty to be crazier than ever.

I think my butt is broken, but the doctor says that there is always a crack in every butt.

Let me call the stars beneath the butt of moonlight so they can tell you how much I liked you.

If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts
– For they cannot lie

The toilet paper is rolling down the hill because it wants to hit the bottom as soon as possible.

I hope I could resist but my buttocks urge me to man out and to take you to the dance floor.

If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty

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