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Butt puns in 2024

What’s the difference between “but” and “butt”
– One has two t’s…

I just want to say that I love you a buttload!

I can take you to a nice place that can make you show your booty-full elegant smile tonight.

Much like butt holes, families are typically meant to be tight.

We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.

I hate being constipated as it is the ultimate pain in the butt.

I have just made a butt plug out of a carrot in the refrigerator. It is so cool.

I felt I am already in love with you because I know I am blushing with my striking butt cheeks.

My friends learned about my butt fetish…
– Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

The first lesson that my teacher gave me in the psychology call is to put your trust in those people who love big butts because they can’t lie.

If we will be the king and queen, the army will fight the intruders with their courageous butts.

The plastic surgeon completely removed the buttocks of the women. It was really a dis-ass-ter.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I’m just a booty star.

That one who farts all of the time I want nothing to do with and I simply do not want to be ass-ociated with them.

My doctor examines my butt and says that I have got more crack than any drug dealers.

Let’s go through the night while we watch the stars dance along with their cool booty songs.

I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
– It was a real pane in the ass.

Of course, I want to be able to breathe, but I would not mind having that ass – thma.

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