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Butter puns in 2025

I got some butter today from my friend’s cow, but it tasted just like my own!
– I called it my butter from another udder.

Did you hear the joke about butter?
– Well , I’m not going to spread it.

I cannot live without eating peanut butter. I am completely nuts about it.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
– Father: son you can do butter

Butter making takes an e-churn-ity.

There is no margarine for error when you have to choose between unsalted and salted butter.

I did not like the butter joke she cracked because I was salty about it.

“I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”.
– “Did you have a big role?”
– “No, just toast with a bit of butter”.

Broncobutter
– What horses spread on their toast for breakfast!

With enough butter, anything is good!

Have you heard the joke about butter?
– I don’t wanna spread it.

If all kinds of margarine and spreads disappeared from the world,
– it would be a butter place.

I once spread peanut butter on the road because I wanted it to go with the traffic jam.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

You just bread my mind!

Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter is Ghee-hee.

When the burglars attacked butter’s house, he shouted,
– “You butter back off!”

I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

– I said, “Thanks for clarifying.”

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