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Butter puns in 2025

Our local grocery store often runs out of butter because butter flies.

When the peanut butter proposed to the toast,
– he said “We’re butter together.”

You butter be quick or you’ll start to melt!

Unsalted butter is a sin.

What do you call a lady’s private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
– A Fudgina.

I yelled “Are you nuts?” at my husband when I saw him stealing peanut butter from the fridge at night.

What do you churn to make forgetful butter?
– Milk of amnesia

Blockbutter
– Wildly popular movie about butter.

Slippery when buttered!

My brother pranked me by throwing a stick of butter at me.
– How dairy?

I hate it when someone tries to butter me up.
– I like jam more.

My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

– I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

– She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

A man threw butter and cheese at me today.. how dairy!!

Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
– The Reese’s was in pieces.

Have you heard the rumor about butter?
– Well I’m not going to spread it

When jelly feels romantic, she tells peanut butter,
– “You are my butter half.”

I don’t know…
– between peanut butter and jelly, which I like butter!

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