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Butter puns in 2025

huck does not cut butter with a knife,
– he cuts a knife with butter.

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I was just sitting, watching the world churn.

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What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
– A jellyfish.

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Due to the pandemic, we should all avoid buying butter.
– Together we can stop the spread.

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When peanut butter wanted to show affection to bread,
– it said “I’m only nuts for you.”

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You deserve butter than this!

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I couldn’t live wihout butter.

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When I first started my job at the butter manufacturing company,
– my stomach began to churn.

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Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
– He wanted to see a butter-fly!

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Why was there peanut butter on the road?
– It went with the traffic jam.

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As-salt-ed –
– “Did you hear?
– Benny Butter was as-salt-ed last night. People say he tastes better now…”

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Did you hear that rumor about butter?
– Well, I’m not going to spread it

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I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
– I answered: “It is, but only margarinely more.”

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“You’re nutty,” said the apple sauce to the peanut butter.

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter?
– I think your nuts

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I tried margarine for a while, but it churns out I like butter better!

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A vegetarian butter chicken is everything but-a chicken.

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A butter’s favorite song is ‘Some-butter loves you.’

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