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Butter puns in 2025

As-salt-ed –
– “Did you hear?
– Benny Butter was as-salt-ed last night. People say he tastes better now…”

Did you hear that rumor about butter?
– Well, I’m not going to spread it

I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
– I answered: “It is, but only margarinely more.”

“You’re nutty,” said the apple sauce to the peanut butter.

What did the bread say to the peanut butter?
– I think your nuts

I tried margarine for a while, but it churns out I like butter better!

A vegetarian butter chicken is everything but-a chicken.

A butter’s favorite song is ‘Some-butter loves you.’

When the peanut butter chocolate was sad,
– I cheered her up by telling him “Pucker up, buttercup.”

Some things are butter left unsaid.

It took me years to find out you don’t fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it!

Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
– They said they wanted to see butterflies!

The peanut butter got a job at the nut house, now he was a butler, a peanut butler.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

Stop being so salty!

My friend hurt himself while making butter on his farm. It was an unfortunate churn of events.

Toast and bread are the best couples.
– There’s nobody butter than them.

Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.

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