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Butter puns in 2025

“I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”.
– “Did you have a big role?”
– “No, just toast with a bit of butter”.

Broncobutter
– What horses spread on their toast for breakfast!

With enough butter, anything is good!

Have you heard the joke about butter?
– I don’t wanna spread it.

If all kinds of margarine and spreads disappeared from the world,
– it would be a butter place.

I once spread peanut butter on the road because I wanted it to go with the traffic jam.

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

You just bread my mind!

Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter is Ghee-hee.

When the burglars attacked butter’s house, he shouted,
– “You butter back off!”

I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

– I said, “Thanks for clarifying.”

Why did the father through butter out the window?
– he wanted to see a butterfly

Life is too short not to have steak, pasta and butter

I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today…
– I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

I have a butter joke
– but it will slip out of your mind

If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads,
– the world would be a butter place.

Fillybutter
– Lawless mercenary butter.

Life is too short to fake butter, cheese or people!

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