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Butter puns in 2025

When the burglars attacked butter’s house, he shouted,
– “You butter back off!”

I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

– I said, “Thanks for clarifying.”

Why did the father through butter out the window?
– he wanted to see a butterfly

Life is too short not to have steak, pasta and butter

I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today…
– I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

I have a butter joke
– but it will slip out of your mind

If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads,
– the world would be a butter place.

Fillybutter
– Lawless mercenary butter.

Life is too short to fake butter, cheese or people!

Find me a butter knife for cutting butter.
– I’ll wait.

What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?
– Reese’s feces

What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

– You deserve butter.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly.
– I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month.
– Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen.
– I told her “nice try”.

You look poppin’!! (Popcorn)

Don’t use raw milk to make butter
– It’s not worth the whisk

I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
– I thought “How dairy!”

When a peanut butter hears a sweet song it exclaims
– “That’s my jam!”

Why did the fly go to the hospital

– For the doctor to make it get “butter” (e)

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