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Butter puns in 2025

Butter, cream and bacon – that’s such a great foundation there.

When I threw the slab of butter out of the window,
– I made a butterfly.

The silly butter joke was okay, but it was not worth melting for.

Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.
– I thought “how dairy”….
– Then, they through some more mild cheese. I thought “that’s not very mature”.

Ghostbutter
– What ghosts spread on their toast for breakfast.

My favorite color is butter.

My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
– But I’m on a roll now.

Did you hear the joke about butter?
– Well, I’m not gonna spread it.

The only fish that tastes good with peanut butter is jellyfish.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
– – Butter is difficult to spread.

Bun Voyage – What buns say to one another when they’re taken out of the store by a customer!

The butter knives put on bow ties because they wanted to look sharp.

You should always let a butterfly spread its wings because that is what it is meant to do.

Plain popcorn?
– You can do butter than that.

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter?
– read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

If you can’t control your butter, you can’t expect to control your life.

The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
– there is no margarine for error.

I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
– I’m calling it Margarine of Eros.

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