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Butter puns in 2025

When jelly feels romantic, she tells peanut butter,
– “You are my butter half.”

I don’t know…
– between peanut butter and jelly, which I like butter!

A nutritionist told me to have very little butter and very little spices but I can’t live like that.

A butter that goes on a winning streak is on a roll.

“Back in the day…
– ” my dad started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.
– But today…”
– he lamented…
– “Wherever you go, there are those darn cameras!”

I’ve invented alphabet butter.
– Now just need to spread the word.

Butter-fly
– When butter gets thrown out a window, it’s called butterfly!

I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway …
– just in case there’s a traffic jam.

Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
– How dairy

A shark’s favorite type of sandwich is peanut butter and jellyfish.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry
– The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

You can’t churn back time.

Butter is not made right away because it has to wait for its churn.

The last of the toast topping is usually the butter end.

One of the most important functions of a PB & J sandwich is to spread joy.

Here’s to a butter life!

I’m no saint – I love butter and cream.

I was going to tell a butter joke
– But the margarine for error was too big

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