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Butter puns in 2025

Have you heard the rumor about butter?
– Well I’m not going to spread it

When jelly feels romantic, she tells peanut butter,
– “You are my butter half.”

I don’t know…
– between peanut butter and jelly, which I like butter!

A nutritionist told me to have very little butter and very little spices but I can’t live like that.

Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
– The Reese’s was in pieces.

“Back in the day…
– ” my dad started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.
– But today…”
– he lamented…
– “Wherever you go, there are those darn cameras!”

I’ve invented alphabet butter.
– Now just need to spread the word.

Butter-fly
– When butter gets thrown out a window, it’s called butterfly!

A butter that goes on a winning streak is on a roll.

Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
– How dairy

A shark’s favorite type of sandwich is peanut butter and jellyfish.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry
– The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

You can’t churn back time.

I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway …
– just in case there’s a traffic jam.

The last of the toast topping is usually the butter end.

One of the most important functions of a PB & J sandwich is to spread joy.

Here’s to a butter life!

I’m no saint – I love butter and cream.

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