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Cactus puns in 2025

I’ll never desert you.

Cactus puns are succulent.

I’d never leaf you.

Another year has gone by… and you’re still looking as sharp as ever!

I’m not a hugger.

Uno moss.

You prickle my fancy.

Have a fancactus new year!

Pretty fly for a cacti.

In this class we stick together.

Let’s stick together.

My cactus puns get to the point.

Don’t kale my vibe.

On your birthday – party your cact-tush off!

Feeling fan-cactus!

Pot it like it’s hot.

Cacti+ cactyou = cactus.

Merry Christmas you prick.

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