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Cactus puns in 2025

I’m a succa for puns.

You make my spines tingle.

Crazy cactus lady.

You’re stuck with me.

We grow when things are tough.

Chive loved you for so long.

I wanted to make up a cactus joke for your birthday,
but I’m just not that sharp.

I’m on pins and needles.

Such a prickly eater!

I’ll never desert you.

Merry Cactmas!

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