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Cactus puns in 2025

You’re a sucCUTElent.

If you were a cactus, I’d prick you!

Life may give you a cactus – don’t sit on it.

You’re my bam-boo.

Who knew you could still look so sharp at your age?

Getting up to scratch.

I’m very frond of you.

You’re looking sharp.

We wish you a merry cactmas.

Don’t be a cactass!

We’re going to grow this year!

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